Wednesday, November 25, 2015

When is 150 with the flogger...not 150?

             When Master is counting, of course...and those of you who have read here  before today probably have already guessed that He is not one to under count.

         Master and i decided to have some 'just us' time today, before the holiday festivities...and work...started.  Plus, we still had the LOL day poll to take care of.  The flogger was the winner by a landslide...:)...thank you all my friends. (Master did say next year He was choosing the list of implements).  The final count was 30 comments, so 150 with the flogger.  I was so looking forward to this...my favorite toy, and a nice long session with it...ahhhhhhh
             As always, we start with some naked kneeling.  Then, over Master's lap for a hand warm-up.  Suddenly i start to feel the coolness of wood on my bottom....i look up and back at Him.  He laughs and says, He was thinking that after a paddling i would enjoy the flogger that much more.  I am not sure i totally agree with His logic, but i decide to just think about the flogging.  The paddling is short....by Master's standards.  Master asks which part of my i would like to have flogged..my back, bottom, thighs, front, pussy??  I decide to leave that choice up to Him.
             I am leaning over the back of the couch....no longer a whipping station, now back to a much nicer flogging station.  The first 10 are light, and are followed with Master sensually dragging the leather all over my back, bottom and legs.  The next  set is longer (i am not counting, just enjoying),  on my back and bottom, then more lovely swishing.  Another harder set all over my back, bottom and legs, Master announces that's 60...before the swishing starts again.  
                Master continues, the flogging getting harder, but never too hard.  He stops several times to just swish the leather strips all over...i am so loving this.  At some point, He also starts to target my pussy .  I yelp a little, but also know that i am dripping.  The last set is the hardest, Master steps in and is rubbing my back and talking softly.  Master then tells me to spread my legs wide, He want to continue flogging my pussy...These are mixed, harder , softer, some very stinging, some very light....
                  I am squirming and panting when Master stops and says that was 100 more, would you like to try to cum while i continue to flog your pussy.  I do....He flogs and stops to help me along with some stimulation...
and i rise up and cum...and cum.  Master leans in and against me, as i recover and can move to His lap for some wonderful cuddle time.
Thank all of you who voted, it was absolutely lovely.
                I would like to wish all of you who are celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend a wonderful holiday...filled with laughter, family, friends and...lots of turkey and pies....
hugs...abby
             

Sad news from Katie...

     Our friend  Katie has shared some sad news.  Yesterday she received a call from the doctors telling her it was time to come and say good-by to her mom.  We all know that Katie has had a very rough couple of weeks healthwise.  She knew she needed to go, to be there.  This morning Katie's mom went to join her dad.  As many of us know, no matter how prepared you think you are, it is always very difficult to say that last good-by.  We are a group who knows how to rally around a friend in time of need...I have been fortunate enough to experience that feeling.  I am sure you will keep Katie and her family in your prayers and in your hearts during this difficult time.  
Hugs abby

Monday, November 23, 2015

You're Never Too Old ...

        I had a wonderful week with the grands.  I might be a little biased, but they are great kids, so loving and funny and smart and....LOL.  OK..a lot biased.  We did have lots of fun and made some lovely memories, including letting them each frost a dozen cupcakes with as much icing..of different colors...and decorations as they wanted.  They went straight for a bath when they finished, while grandma cleaned, and wondered 'what was i thinking?'.  The cupcakes were delicious...
       Since today is Monday, Master was ready for maintenance, me...not so much. Maintenance for me, is a love/hate...or more like....need/don't want.  Today, i was really not wanting a hard spanking.  This year, Master has started to 'make-up' a missed spanking.  So, if i am gone for more than a week, i get 2 maintenance spankings when i return.  Such was the case today...much to my dismay.
         I get to Master's, and He is working on the kitchen re-do. We chat a bit, and He tells me to go get ready....meaning naked and kneeling.  It is cool in the house, and once i am naked, i decide to put my coat back on and am walking around the room when Master enters.  He gives me THAT look, and i tell Him i am cold.  He laughs and says, i can take that of that, you will soon be much warmer.  He sits, and waits for me to be kneeling in front of Him.
         He asks me what is up...i tell Him i really do not want a maintenance spanking today.  He tells me that if i can give Him a good reason for not having one today, He will give me a pass.  Now He is a man of His word, so i know it is a good offer, so i spend some time thinking...trying to come with a 'good reason'.  The best i can do is...my head is not in the right place, and i do not think that a spanking will change that, i don't want a maintenance spanking today. He brings His forehead down so that it rests against mine.  He tells me, the less  you want it...the more you need it....and  you really need it today.  I am quiet...He asks if we are going to 'butt heads' on this.  I tell him no...since i have learned that there is at least one person on this earth who can be more stubborn than i am....and He is in the same room as i am.
        He reminds me that there will be 2 maintenance spankings, i remind Him how much i dislike this new rule...He agrees that i do dislike it.  He helps me up and i am over His lap.  He does give me a warm-up, warning that this will be a hard spanking...it is what i need. Too soon the maintenance paddle starts to fly.   After the first 10 or 15, He revs it up, i am trying to be quiet, but i finally take a deep breath and let out the ouching.  He stops after the first 50, for a bit of a rub and some chat, about me distancing while i am away....and seeming to be in a strange mood today.  He tells me 50 more and i can suck His cock before the second spanking.  Fifty more hard ones and i am being very vocal.  
          I get a break and am kneeling and forgetting the pain of the paddling, as i concentrate on His scent and taste....licking and sucking, and getting loss in my effort to please Him. Master tells me to play with myself, to feel my wetness as i continue to suck His cock. I hear Master reminding me that a second spanking needs to happen and to get over His lap.
           ..........I am not a crier...never have been.  Master has been spanking me for....close to 15 years, and i had never cried during a spanking.  He has seen my tears, seen me cry, but never because of a spanking.  Master once said, the one thing that He would like to have happen is to spank me to tears...to the release.  It was not that i was not willing to have it  happen, more that i just could not let it happen.
                      Back to today....I am over Master's lap, and Master tells me to ask Him for a hard second maintenance.  I am quiet for a bit, and i ask for a second maintenance spanking.  I get 2 hard spanks on my thighs....Master asks why He spanked me there.  I tell Him because i did not ask for what He told me to....He tells me to try again.  I do...and get it right this time.  Master then tells me this is going to be a very hard spanking, a spanking for a naughty young lady, and that i should embrace it and let myself be open and let go.....
                     He starts and i feel myself start to tear up.  Master somehow senses it...since i am face down on His lap, He cannot see the tears start...and He encourages me to let go...to let them out.  He is spanking hard, and i am being loud, and it happens....the tears start to flow.  Master stops at 50, He is encouraging me, telling me to let it all out, that the next set will be the hardest one.  It is....and i am sobbing, and saying stop....and finally just laying there crying.  
                        Master is rubbing my back and bottom,  telling me all is fine...As i quiet, He starts to roam, and get my mind on other sensations.  I am now moaning and listening to my wetness, asking for a permission...it is granted....and another....and maybe another...when i say no more...Master replies that He decides that.....finally i am jello, just laying there when Master asks me....
                        "Did you think you were too old to be spanked to tears...that it would never happen?"   I guess i sort of did...but i should have known, since Master came into my life...lots of things that i thought would never happen, are now a part of my life.  I am not sure that being spanked to tears will ever be easy for me....but is certainly is a possibility....

hugs abby

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

LOL day results....and the winner is....

           I know i am late with this...thanks to Bonnie for another successful LOL day.  I loved hearing from friends...new and...not so new.  I loved discovering new friends, and some that i should visit more often.  I listed 5 'toys' in my post, and the one getting the most votes would be used for my next  'fun' spanking.  Winner by a landslide....the FLOGGER!  You all know me well...I was rooting for the flogger, one can never have too many floggings. There were 30 votes cast..so that is 150 with the flogger.  So thank for visiting and voting..and for giving me a flogging to look forward to, soon.
         At the moment, i am wearing my grandma hat.  Daughter and son-in-law are off celebrating one of those birthdays that end in 0, with a week at a warm resort.  I get to enjoy whatever weather with a delightful 7 and 4 year old.  We spent the weekend doing crafts, baking projects, board games, make believe, writing stories...etc.  On Monday the 4 year old woke up with a croopy cough...and mid-morning i got a call from school, the 7 year old was running a temperature.  So, i moved over the grandma hat a bit and added a nursing cap.  Everyone is much better..back to school tomorrow, and hopefully the rest of the week will be calm...
        Before i left, Master gave me a 'warm' send off.  After some naked kneeling time, i was over Master's lap for a wonderful warm-up. Master was not surprised about the impending flogging, since He knows we blog friends support each other.
        Master then told me to crawl to His toy bag and drag it to Him.  It is a large leather bag, and when i reached it i thought i was grabbing for a handle to drag it over, and i pulled out Master's whip.  Wrong handle!  Master was laughing and said great choice, and as much as i tried to explain that it was not my choice, and that i was trying to grab the handle of the bag He was not listening.  I then tried to change tactic, and blamed Him for setting it up that way...He said He could have tried to make that work and it would never have worked out as well as it just did...it was fate.
      So, what had been a wonderful flogging station just last week, was now a whipping area.  I was leaning against the back of the sofa, and Master...with a big, wide grin...was holding His whip.  He started out lightly, then medium lashes mostly on my back, but also traveling down to my bottom and thighs and calves....I am concentrating on breathing and staying in place...and ouching, of course.
     Finally I hear, 20 more hard ones (i refrained my saying...what i was thinking)....and then you may suck my cock for taking your whipping so well.  He must have been thinking about that, because the first one was very light...i quickly counted..1...He said, it does not count.  I did nicely say, it was a lash and it was with your whip....so continued with 2 for the next one and so on.  Master did not question my counting skills.  At 10, He stops to rub out some of the burn and is enjoying the heat and the feel of the welts.  The last 10 are the hardest, but finally He is done.  I am trying to catch my breath, when He tells me He is waiting.
       I quickly move...One of us certainly enjoyed that whipping a whole lot more than than the other....
       I am back over Master's lap, Master is tracing a long red welt down the side of my back.  He asks if i know what it says....i am stumped...it says..Master was here, and i am to remember that while i am away. He finds the oval black leather paddle..it is stiff...but it is leather, and after a whipping is a much welcomed sensation.  Then it is my turn, to show Master how much i loved that leather paddle.....
      hugs abby...  
  
      

Thursday, November 12, 2015

LOL Day....You can decide on Fun Friday!



                                             
         Welcome to Love Our Lurkers day in blogland, and if this is your first visit to my blog a second bigger welcome.  If you have been reading and lurking...not commenting...this could be your day to say Hello!
          This is my sixth year blogging, before that I was a reader of blogs, and before that a lurker.  I know how you are feeling, since i have been there.  In my case, and I think in the case of many other bloggers, we start out blogging for ourselves.  In my case it was more of a case of Master saying, you will do this by the end of this week!!!  What keeps many of us blogging is all of our readers and yes lurkers and more importantly all of the blog land friends we have made.
               We have an interest in spanking in common....after that , we are a very diverse bunch.  We vary in age, in education, we live in different countries, some get spanked, some wish they did and some think we are crazy.  Some of us practice D/D, some M/s, some D/s...and lots of varieties of inside of those distinctions and and outside of them also.
We are a friendly bunch and very inclusive...
              So thanks for lurking....and I almost always answer my commenters, so how about starting a conversation with an Hello.
     And...as an added incentive...Master has agreed that everyone who leaves a comment can vote on what happens on Fun Friday.  Master and I like to start off the weekend, with some 'us' time...some fun play time.  
So...each vote will count for 5 smacks...you get to vote what toy will be used from the following list.  Master said to list 2 wood and 3 leather...so
         1.   Large leather strop
         2.   "my paddleman" paddle...large and heavy
         3.    Large leather flogger
         4.   cane
          5.   Master's belt

If 40 people leave a comment on which should be used...that would mean 200 with whichever implement received the most votes....Since LOL is a 2 day even this year, the 'accounting' will not be this week.

Hugs....abby



Wednesday, November 11, 2015

A Quick Flogging is a Whole Lot Better than No Flogging...:)

        Sometimes I wonder how someone whose children are all grown, and is retired, can be so busy.  I belong to several social groups, some have a set time to meet...the second Tuesday of the month is book club day.  Others, we set  dates as we need to...our birthday club gets together when there is a birthday to celebrate...we are all retired.  Our most recent birthday was the first of October...the only date that we have all been available is Nov. 23....how does that happen?
      I know it is called life...sometimes it cooperates, other times not so much.  Same with Master and i...we do prioritize some time on Monday's and Friday's as just 'us' times.  Today i woke up  early...and was antsy.  I am going to be watching grands all next week, and was thinking it would be nice if I could have a memory from Wednesday to think about since it would be 1/2 way through the week.  Now, if you have been reading here a while, you know asking is not my strong suit.  I debated, ....but finally i just asked Master if we could manage some 'us' time for today.
         We did...but barely.  I got to Master's at the same time that He arrived, and quickly was naked and kneeling.  Master was congratulating me on asking.  He said i wanted something to remember for next Wednesday so....out came a small paddle...and the large leather FLOGGER:):):).  (Yes, asking does have it rewards, that flogger has not see the light of day in wayyyyy too long.)
        Master is not wasting time on light touches, He is squeezing my breast, until i am panting and just concentrating on not moving out of position.  Master says...time for my pleasure.  I am up and over His lap, and He is holding the paddle.  He starts off very lightly, a very nice warm-up.  He then gets to Master style...and revs it up...for His enjoyment.  I am not sure how many....but enough to get my bottom red and hot.  
        When He is done with His pleasure, He says...Your pleasure time.  I am told to lean over the back of the sofa...or as Master says...the flogging area.  He tells me to open my legs wide...He wants several targets.  He starts with using the tips of flogger on my pussy.  These are light taps, and after a couple sets, Master reminds me that is no permission yet, and perhaps He should move to another part of my body.  My back is next..these are hard ones, but oh...i can feel all the stress leave my body.  Master then target thighs and legs...kind of a medium flogging.  He then goes from all the parts randomly, i never know where the flogger will fall or how long it will stay in one place.  Master is a very symmetrical person, so this is an unusual spanking, and totally keeping me guessing.
       Finally Master returns to where He started, my pussy and concentrates the rest of the spanking right there.  I can fell my wetness, i am groaning and panting...and getting so close.....Master drops the flogger and moves in with His hands and His body....He comments on the size of my clit...and soon i am off flying...a few times.  I am so spent, i cannot move, so Master sit besides me and leans in...until i can catch my breath.   Master asks if i can talk...i nod my head...LOL.  
         I do move to snuggle in to Master, and too soon Master is reminding me that our time is up...He has to go. I look up at Him smile and say....A quick flogging is a whole lot better than no flogging!
hugs abby

Monday, November 9, 2015

"A Damned Good Monday".....quote from Master...

          Master asks me if i know what day it is.  I do...it is Monday.  He looks and asks.....again...what is special about Monday. I reply..well today it is nice and sunny.  He chuckles and says....You just will not say it will you...it is Maintenance Monday!  He is right when He says...I bet you keep right on hoping, until the first swat, that I will say..no maintenance today. He is right, i do.  "Not Ever Going To Happen".
            I am kneeling, naked. Master starts off with just barely touching, but that light touch is electrifying.  He then moves on to harder pinches...and i can no longer chat, i am just trying to remember to breathe.
He asks...what part of Abby belongs to me?..."all of me, Sir".
            He helps me up, and i am laying over His lap.  I tell Him i vote for a nice light maintenance spanking.  His reply....this is not a democracy.  I laugh and tell Him, those were the exact words i always said to my junior high students every  year on the first day of school.  I went on to explain that I was the queen...since all junior high girls consider themselves princesses.  If the queen is happy, we all have a good time...if the queen is not happy , the students will pay. Master laughed ...no queen here, just a Master.
         While we are having the above discussion, Master is warming my bottom with His hand.  Yes, my bottom is heating up, it feels so good, He could go on all day...if this were a democracy.  Master picks up the paddle and tells me...it is time.  I am expecting a set of 25 hard spanks, alternating cheeks.  What i get...is 5 HARD ones on the left, and then 5 HARD ones on the right.  WOW..i am ouching loudly.  Master says He was tenderizing my bottom for the rest of the spanking.
        When we get to half way to 100, Master gives me a break and is rubbing my bottom.  He tells me He would like me to lose 2 more pounds for the holidays, so i have more 'wriggle room'.  In...a slightly sarcastic tone..i say 'it is nice to wish'.  After about 30 seconds, Master starts to laugh out loud.   When he stops He says....you are over my knee, being spanked, only half way done, I am holding a paddle....and that is the answer you  give me.  Would  you like to re-word that?
      I might be foolish, but not stupid.  I say..."Yes Master that would be nice, i will try my best".  Master says...better...and the paddle starts to fly again...2 more sets of 25.  Finally maintenance is over, and Master is rubbing and soothing me.  Then He decides enough soothing, He is now letting His fingers roam...and discovers...'a sopping mess'.  Permissions are soon needed...and granted.....and then i remember why Mondays are a while lot better than they used to be.  
      I climb up on Master's lap for some snuggle time.  Master pulls me in and says...."a damned good Monday".
hugs abby

Friday, November 6, 2015

How to break in a new belt.....Master style...

          I get to Master's and He greets me, shirtless. As soon as i see Him..i reach out and touch His furry chest....i smile widely.  He knows i love it when He greets me this way... 
          He tells me He has a small surprise for me, but not yet.  I am kneeling for Him, as He claims me.  Earlier this week, He asked me if i had any more granny panties in my drawers...i admitted i still had a couple of pairs.  He told me to get rid of one of the pairs, i could hang on to that last one....for now.  He asks how i feel about being down to only one pair...i laugh as i tell Him, it's a whole new side of me...no granny panties.  He says....not a new side, just one that needed a little encouragement to show itself...
            Master helps me up and over His lap.  He is using His hand to warm-up my bottom.  On Wednesday, Master decided i needed a mid- week  warm up, it was an all hand spanking...but lots of spanks on my thighs.  We talk about that...He is saying He was pleased at how well i took those.  Master has His bag opened next to Him and is looking for something in it.
             He finally settles on something, and it feels like leather....but not all that soft.  I ask if it is the beaver tail...He says no, but it is the same shape, just larger.  I am guessing about 100 spanks later  Master shows me He was using a black leather oval shaped paddle...and it is very stiff.  Next comes the beaver tail that i love....a little smaller and much softer.  Master could spank with this for a long time...but probably i got 100 more.  I was not counting...and Master was not counting out loud...but He is a very symmetrical person, so probably all the spankings were in sets of 100.
           I am so relaxed from the beaver tail, when i feel a much stingier spank.  It is a small leather strip...i guess like a small tawse.  The next sensation is the coolness of wood, one of His smaller paddles.  My bottom is pretty warmed up, so i am able to breathe through and without a lot of squirming.  After each toy, Master rubs my bottom, and "checks" to make sure i am indeed enjoying a Fun Friday.
         Master asks if i am ready for some cock sucking.  I grin at Him as i get up and kneel in front of Him.  I am soon loss in a totally different sensation.  
         Master then tells me that my surprise is that He has a new belt, it has never been used....not on my bottom, not on His pants.  I get to break it in.  He gets it and hands it to me....it is a plain black belt, not very wide, and yes, still stiff from the newness.  I am helped up, and He wants my head down and my bottom up.  He figures 100 will break it in  ( He is a lover of consistency).  After each 10 He switches sides.  The first 10 take a little adjustment on my part, but my bottom has been well warned and i am soon 'in the zone'.  Loving the feel of the leather as it 'kisses' my bottom, the sting, the heat...i manage to stay in position, but know that i am dripping.  
           When He is finished, He asks if i realize how wet i am..He suggest i touch myself.....i am a sopping, dripping, mess.  Master has been standing right behind me, rubbing my bottom with His body.  He tells me He thinks i need a good...hard...fucking.  He tells me to present my bottom, He comes up behind me...and i am so primed, so ready that i am soon panting and grunting...Master kindly does not wait for me to try and form the words...He tells me to cum for Him.....i do and lay flat on the floor.  Master tells me He is not done with my ass, to get it back up there....i manage to respond....and He has me cum for Him one more time.  
        I turn around to face Master and am pulled into Him, laying my head on His lap.  I can't move, can't even have a logical conversation, Master hangs on to me, talking softly, letting me recover.  I cannot wait to see Master wearing His new belt...I will be grinning, and wanting to touch it, and mesmerized by it.
     Have a great weekend...we had a week of record high temps for 4 days in a row....it is ending...but it was so gorgeous while it lasted.  
     Have a great weekend all....
hugs abby

Monday, November 2, 2015

Another Monday....means another maintenance spanking....

             Once again, it's maintenance Monday.  Master and i are talking about our 'maintenance history'.  It's been about 6 years since we started maintenance.  It has changed somewhat over the years, but there has been one constant......unless one one of us is away for the whole week (or in the hospital).....i get spanked every single week, for the past couple of years, on the same day....Monday.  When i envisioned maintenance, it was a fun, light, re-connect spanking, with hugs and snuggles.  Possibly using only Master's hand, or a different 'toy' each week.
             If you have read here, you know.....that is not what Master envisioned....and in case of tie....well we all know who wins.  As much as i would still prefer my version, i have to admit, Master's version of a hard spanking with His maintenance paddle, has kept me from earning a harder Punishment spanking.  And i know, no matter what else the week brings, i will be spanked at least once.  That does wonders in keeping those pesky little head voices quiet.
             I am kneeling, naked, and in position while we are discussing this, and He is claiming me.  As He is rubbing and pinching, the conversation wanes and soon it is time for me to get over Master's lap.  Master is kind enough to include a short hand warm-up before the maintenance spanking starts.  I know that from the first smack with the paddle, the spanks will all be hard ones....there is no slow build up. Master likes to know He is making a point...or an impression....and i am ouching and squirming almost from the very beginning.  When he gets to 25, He stops for some rubbing and to let me catch my breath.  The next 25, and another break.
            He asks if i am ready to continue, i suggest that another break at 75 would be really nice...."that is not the way I do maintenance"...i had to try. This last set is 50, and the last 5 are the hardest.  By then i am ouching loudly after each spank.  After the last spank, i just go limp. Master rubs my hot bottom, until He decides to roam a little, and check other parts........they are hot also, but in a much nicer way....
         I can hear and feel my wetness, and i just relax and enjoy, until i can feel my excitement climb, and know that soon i will be need a permission.  I ask and when i hear....cum for Me....i respond almost immediately ....a couple times.  I am recovering as Master is talking and massaging me back to reality.  My body is still giving off small tremors, and Master asks if i might like to cum again.  I am nodding my head, Master picks up the paddle and tells me to cum as He is spanking me....and i do, and i am finally spent and limp.  When i can move i climb onto Master's lap, and snuggle into His neck, spent, content, where i belong.......
      We are having beautiful weather here...and i rarely get to say that.  Walked outside today, and looks like i will be able to all week...blue skies, fluffy clouds, and temps in the low 70's...unheard of for November!  
Have a good week all...
hugs abby
              

 

Friday, October 30, 2015

Travelling Stripes...

         I am kneeling waiting for Master's first touch.  I feel a hard pinch on a nipple. I now know....He is in THAT kind of mood.  I look up at Him, His eyes and His grin reinforce that thought.
        He continues, squeezing, pulling, pinching my breast, my nipples...no talk just a total claiming of that part of me.  When He is done He takes my hands and pulls me up and over His lap.  I breathe easier when i feel His hand, spanking my bottom.  I relax and enjoy the warm-up. He is spanking all over my bottom, it will be a uniform shade of red when He is finished with this delicious warm-up.
       I then feel a stinging smack....i am trying to identify it when i finally just put head my up and sneak a peak.  Master chuckles....I got a new paint stick.  Now, when i think of paint stick , i think of maybe 12 inches long, and inch wide and light wood.  What Master is holding, must be the new king sized one....double in size and weight.  He gives me that evil grin, and i just shake my head.
         He does start off lightly, increasing in intensity as He continues.  He continues until i start to squirm. He starts to complain that He cannot get the angle He wants.   He stops and tells me to get up, and get on top of the hammock, on my hands and knees.  Umm..this is a new use for the hammock.  He is still using the paint stick, full out.  My bottom is well warmed, the sting spans both cheeks and i am getting loss in the sensation.
             Master stops and i am staying in position waiting....He is in front of me and i look up, and His cock is at eye level.  I raise my head and it is at just the right level.  I cannot use my hands so it is all tongue and mouth, Master stops me just short of accomplishing my goal.  He walks away, and i suddenly feel a light tap, tap, tap on my bottom....the cane.  He continues to tap for for a few minutes and asks if i am reading for my traveling stripes.  I say i am not, so He continues to tap, telling me to tell Him when i am ready.  He continues to just tap, and i am thinking this feels pretty good.  After about 5 minutes, i know that He will continue until i say i am ready, but i am starting to get to the point of wanting a relief of another kind.
             As soon as I say, 'i am ready', Master goes from tapping to swishing.  I am not sure how many, i was concentrating on staying on the hammock , in place.  He does stop after each set for some rubbing.  I realize that He has stopped and is back standing in front of me of me....i look up and take His cock in to my mouth.  When i am done, He moves behind me, to trace the welts with His wet cock.  
            I am soon panting and and pushing my bottom out.  Master helps me up and off the hammock, into a more comfortable position, and i am rewarded for my efforts.....until i feel like a rag doll. Master continues to rub and massage my body as we snuggle until i can move and think logically once again.
          I am leaving soon to  spend Halloween with a 7 year old 'dog' and a 4 year old 'pumpkin'.  I have lots of different halloween activities to keep us celebrating all day.   Hope you all have a spooktacular time....

hugs abby
              

Monday, October 26, 2015

Release...from a spanking...

          We have had an extended time of gorgeous fall weather.  I love autumn, the bright coloring of the leaves...the cool nights to sleep...the warm-up on bight sunny days.  I have been walking outside, so much nicer than walking around a circle...but those days are coming to end, probably on Wednesday.  I am thankful for all the beauty Mother Nature has provided us with over the past couple months.
             Today was maintenance day, as always.  I am kneeling, naked, and after Master has claimed all of me He concentrates on my breast.  He is touching them very lightly, circling the nipple, the whole breast, touching, but just barely my nipples.  After a bit of time, He asks if i can feel the electricity between us, i nod....since i am holding my breath.  Master asks if i can feel myself getting wet, i smile, look up at Him and say Yes Sir.  He continues, until my breathing turn to panting, and i know i going to start dripping.  He pinches each breast, and tells me it is maintenance time.
            I am over His lap, He checks and says i am already a 'sopping mess'....why is it words like that, coming from Him, make me happy and cause me to smile?  Master then starts to just lightly use His fingers all over my body...from feet to hair.  Up and down just barely touching, then after a couple of trips up and down my body, He uses his finger nails to add a different sensation...but still lightly.  I start off totally relaxed, enjoying the sensations, the feel of Him all over my body.
           As He continues, by breathing quickens, and i can feel myself start to drip.  Master says...I wonder if you could just cum form this light touching.  I say i do not think so , but as He continues, He sees me clutching my bottom and my breathing has turned to panting.  Master warns me that if i continue that i will prove Him right....and there are no permissions on maintenance day, until after the spanking.  
            It feels sooo good, i just want Him to continue.  So i decided to hang on as long as i can.  Master warns me, cumming without permission is a reason for a punishment spanking.....after maintenance.  I can feel my body tensing, so i know i need  to change focus, i quietly ask Master to start my maintenance spanking.  He asks if i am sure....i nod...He says....Please Master start my maintenance spanking...and say it like you mean it.  I take a deep breath, and ask again...beg again.  Master stops roaming all over my body and starts His warm up.
         After the first few spanks, my whole body relaxes...Master chuckles and says...relaxing, releasing that tension, from a spanking?  He kindly gives me a long hand warm-up...my bottom and all of me is warm and toasty.  Part of me is also ready to explode.  Master notices the signs, and picks up the paddle, maintenance has started.
           These spanks are hard ones...from the first one...and they get harder.  Two sets of 25 with stops for rubbing, and then one long set of 50...the last 5 extra hard.  I am loud and vocal with my ouching.  I do remember to thank Him when He is done.  He reaches in and takes some of my wetness to spread over my bottom...His way of cooling me down.
I soon feel His fingers starting their route over my body again....this time stopping and 'stirring the pot' as He like to put it.
               I hang on as long as i can....which is not all that long (LOL)...and i am asking for a permission.  It is granted, and i am off....one of those from the gut, loosing all track of anything else, loss in the sensation......explosions.  Finally i am spent, and all i can do is lie still.
Master is talking, i think, and i can feel Him tucking me in and holding me close.  After a bit, i thank Him...He laughs and thanks me...
               Maintenance Monday....a hard spanking...and some hard loving....what a great way to start the week.
         hugs abby
             
         

Saturday, October 17, 2015

A "Strappety, Strippety" Day....

.........That title came from Master...words He used during our play time....

........If  you have read here for a while, you know that Master is a man of surprises.  He is creative, and i am never  sure what to expect, even when i think i have it figured out...usually i don't.  
         I am over His lap, His hand warming my bottom.  We are chatting and i had noticed the large leather strop was out of His toy bag.  Toys seem to cycle through...we don't use one for a while, and then it makes several appearances in a short time.  Lately that strop has been on Master's agenda fairly often....i totally approve.
        I am enjoying this warm up time....when i suddenly feel something cold and hard on my bottom.  I look back, one of Master's small paddles.  I give him a....What???...look.  He chuckles and says He is doing me a favor by being thorough in His warm-up.  Finally i am told to get up and present my bottom....strop time.
          The strop is large...wide and long, and has a double layer of leather.  It will never replace the flogger as my favorite....but i love the feel of it.  Before He starts, Master announces that it is going to be a strappety day.  Master decides on sets of 10 per side.  Often, one side seems to hurt more than the other. especially at the beginning of a spanking session.  The long strands of leather, cause some over- lapping to my hips/side...which cause me to yelp.  After the first few sets, i am settled and enjoying the stropping.  I do not know how many sets there were..guessing around 10.
           Master stops and rubs, then tells me to stay put, as He leaves the room.  Just as i was beginning to think of other more enjoyable pursuits.  He returns, i look up....He is holding a cane.  I open my mouth...but before i can get anything out....Master says, play time....the strop was for You, the cane is for me.  It has been a long time since i have seen stripes on  your bottom.  It has been while, but i am not sure it is ever quite long enough between canings.
            Even on a very warm bottom, i am ouching and squirming and fighting to stay in position.  After a few sets, Master stops....and i am left wondering if He is done....i doubt it...but He has dropped the cane.  I hear His belt being unbuckled, and think, wow, from the cane to His belt.  I am waiting for the feel of the belt, it does not happen.  After a minute, Master steps up behind me, and He is rubbing himself on my bottom.  He is using His cock to trace the lines of the caning.  It does not take long for me to be  panting and pushing back....needing more. 
               Master pulls me up and i look at Him and quickly kneel, to suck His cock.  I am totally immersed in His scent and taste, when i feel a stripe being added to my back side.  I look up, letting His cock fall out of my mouth.  I am told to not let that happen again, I am to keep sucking...not stop at all, while He adds vertical stripes to my horizontal ones.  My first thought is...He is a brave man....I slow down, as the stripes increase and am told to keep up the pace.  I finally manage to concentrate on sucking and licking and....the caning continues, but it has become secondary to my pleasing my Master.
                   Master finishes, and asks if i need a permission....He sure does know how to ask silly questions....He says i don't need to answer, He already knows the answer.  Master is using my wetness to trace my welts as He brings me right to the edge.  I am there, i beg for a permission, it is granted, and i explode....a few times.  Master continues to rub my bottom, telling me He has me, as the tremors continue to rule my body.....finally i am quiet, laying there, until i feel i can move.  I hear Master say...guess this was a strippety day also.
                   I laugh at His use of words, and He tells me my bottom almost looks light a tic tac toe game...but there are too many lines and they are not aligned correctly.  He says, the next time He canes me, He will make sure it is in a correct tic tac toe pattern...I look at Him, and say...."you are kidding".  I should know better, He explains to me it would only take 4 stripes, i should be looking forward to it.  He just needs to figure out what to use for the o's and x's.  I am shaking my head....but i have a feeling there will be a very interesting game of tic tac toe in my future.

hugs abby
            

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Master proves me wrong.....once again...

           My grandma time was...as usual wonderful.  We had some fun at special outings....a state fair for all the New England states, wow ...we need to go back, one day is just not enough! Grandparents day at school was delightful, dance parties where i learned new moves....and lots of laughs and hugs...
           Master reminded me as soon as i returned that i had missed a maintenance day.  He asked if i knew what that meant...i hemmed and hawed....until He laughed and refreshed my memory.  A  new rule this year is  that any maintenance spanking that is missed, will be made up.  I told Him that i hate this new rule....one maintenance spanking is more than enough. His reply....I am allowed to hate a rule, i am just not allowed to not obey a rule.
            After my naked kneeling, i am over His lap.  My warm-up spanking is longer than usual.....just His hand on my bottom, i am loving it...but also realize that He is getting me ready for a double maintenance spanking.  Once warm-up is done, i 'mention' again that there is no need for 2....He tells me it will happen, but if i ask nicely after my first one, i can have a break....and suck His cock.  The first spanking is in sets of 25, with some rubbing between sets.  After two sets i am squirming and by the fourth set i am ouching loudly.
            First spanking is done, and as soon as i catch my breath i ask if i may suck His cock...before He has a chance to start spanking again.  Permission is granted, and we both enjoy the spanking interlude.  Too soon, i am back over His lap for the second spanking.   Before He starts the second maintenance begins He grabs one of my nipples and is going to 'hang on' for the duration of the spanking.
       One of the ways that Master likes to be creative, is to find how many different ways He can make me cum.  I have grown quite fond of his...experimenting ...LOL. A few times now, He has wondered aloud if could cum from nipple play....along with would i ever ask for nipple play or for harder pinching and squeezing.  I was positive that would not be the case....and once again, on this day, He proved me wrong.
       This second spanking is in two rounds of 50.  Master is squeezing my nipple with increased intensity and spanking with  the maintenance paddle, and i am almost loss in the twin sensations.  I am not squirming and am being vocal, but am also starting to pant and moan.  After the first set of 50, Master comments that my head seems to be in a different place...hmmm, i wonder why.  He 'checks' to see how my body is reacting, since i am denying that i am enjoying this second maintenance...and yes, He finds the evidence He is looking for....i am wet, my clit is swollen, and i am urging His fingers on.  
        He tells me i may ask to cum during the second set, He grabs on to a nipple and starts in.  The spanking takes second place to the sensations in my nipple.  I am pushing up  my bottom to meet the paddle, but i feel i need...want...more.  The word 'squeeze' comes out of my mouth...Master asks me what i want.  Words cannot be formed, so He asks if i want Him to squeeze my nipple harder and i am nodding.  He increases the pressure on my breast, and as He finishes up maintenance,  the word squeeze is replaced with ...please.  Master tells me to be more specific....i get a request for a permission out....it is granted...and as that second spanking is ending......i explode. My body is in spasms....i am being very loud....i vaguely hear Master's voice and feel His hands.....As i start to quiet, I hear Master asking...did you just ask me to pinch your nipple harder...and for permission to cum from me doing that?...
         His question needs no answer, as we melt into each other....and just enjoy the 'after glow'.  Moral....never doubt a determined Master....

hugs abby
       
           
          

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Abby's turn at...Have You Ever?..I have!

      I have had so much fun reading and answering the 'Have You Ever' posts, I decided I had to have one of my own...Thinking about what to write sure brought back some fun memories...

1.  Speed skated?  The skates have very long blades, and it was a Friday nite ritual in my home town.

2. Walked the Freedom Trail in Boston?  

3. Had a traditional Irish breakfast in Ireland?  I was the only one of my friends to taste everything on the plate.


4. Collected freshly laid...colored...eggs for breakfast?  My kids had the joy of a great-grandfather who would have a different farm animal for them to learn about every summer visit.  One year, he found a variety of chickens that laid different colored eggs...it was quite a morning!

5. Had your name chosen to be the fan who went on the ice at during a period break in a hockey game to try and score a goal....and I scored!

6. Visited all three countries in North America in 24 hours? I had not planned it...a girl scout day trip, a flight out to visit friends in Texas, and they decided to eat Mexican for dinner...

7. Danced on a table...umm...at a wedding and a class reunion and...

8. Played hookie from school....it was such a nice beach day.

9. Driven route 1 from Northern Maine all the way to Key West?  It was a great spring break!

10. Given birth to Irish twins...2 babies in the same year...and a 3  year old 'big' sister.

11. Served ice cream for breakfast?  My mom started this tradition with her grands.

12. My mom had 10 brothers and a sister.  They all had families and every year there was a very large family reunion. Have you ever dressed just like your sister...in a bright red outfit, with a hat?....showed up at the reunion totally confusing the relatives who did not see us regularly...and some who did.  Our teen aged children were mortified, of course, my mom once she got over the shock...loved it.

13. Chased a greased pig?  At one of the above reunions.

14. Dug, washed, steamed and of course finally ate clams?

15. Been on a teenaged television dance show?

If you have not...what are you waiting for...it is never too late to have fun!

hugs abby





Monday, October 5, 2015

Another Have I Ever???....From Terps

Terpisichore over at "Place to Share"  asked...so I am answering 
(I am creating one of my own....)

Have you ever danced down a street in Maine?
Yes as a matter of fact.  I went to college in Northern Maine, and there was this Pub..Pat's Place...after a lot of green beer in March.....
also, I was a majorette (in junior high) and twirled and danced in many parades.

Have you ever seen the seals on the pier in San Francisco?
Never been that far West, but would love to someday.

Have you ever stubbed your toe three times in a day?
Yes, probably more...my family knows me as the 'clutz'.

Have you ever been to Disney World?
Yes, a number of times...never too old to have fun there.  Hoping for another trip soon with the grands.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Oh yes, my sister and I do that often....

Have you ever injured yourself sneezing?
Hmmm..injure no...wet myself....yes. (is that tmi?)

Have you ever been playing a game with a child only to realize that you are still playing long after they left?
Yes, games, puzzles, books...

Have you ever spun yourself dizzy?
Is there anyone who hasn't..yes.


Have you ever said I love you and meant it?
Many times.....

Have you ever stopped and truly looked at the beauty in nature before you?
Growing up in Maine, hard not to...so yes again.

Have you ever been so relaxed and lazy spending Christmas day with your immediate family that instead of cooking a big fancy meal you ended up making hot dogs for dinner instead (and saved the Christmas meal for the day after)?
No, but sounds like a pefect way to spend the day.

Have you ever heard someone say hello and say hello back only to realize
 they were talking to someone else?
Oh my yes...those tiny cel phones will get you every time...

Have you ever wished upon the first star of the night while reciting the poem "Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight" ?
Yes...and have taught many little ones to do so....fun to see their eyes sparkle as they think of a wish....

Have you ever opened your front door to be welcomed by a hissing snake?
Thank goodness NO....snakes are a phobia of mine.

Have you ever eaten peanut butter straight out of the jar?
How else do you know if it is still fresh?  yes...

Have you ever gone into the woods and screamed as loud as you could, just to see if you could?
No......but I am thinking..why haven't I?

Have you ever nursed your babies...almost 5 years in a row (2 years for the first child all the way through your pregnancy of the second and then 2-1/2 years with the second)?
No did not nurse.

Have you ever been so sleep deprived that you made a potentially 
dangerous mistake and even though everything turned out fine, you still feel guilty about it?
Thankfully...no

Have you ever gone outside on a rainy summer day with your umbrella so you could dance while singing "Singing in the Rain"?
LOL..no, but I am filing this as something to do with the grands.

Have you ever watching a lightning storm?
Yes, fascinating.

Have you ever spoken with someone in a completesly made-up language, just for fun?
I have, mainly to drive my sister crazy...

Have you ever written a children's book and tried to publish it?
No......

Have you ever felt the magic of holding someone's hand?
Yes...that connection, feeling of safeness, of belonging...yes!

Have you ever kissed someone at midnight?
Yes...and did not turn into a pumpkin.

Have you ever written a novel?
No......

Have you ever smiled so much your cheeks ached?
Yes...my family has a crazy streak...and I would not have it any other way.

Have you ever followed your dreams and started your own business?
No, I have never wanted to start my own business.

Have you ever cried during a commercial?
Yes...more so the older I get.

Have you ever jumped in the waves of the Atlantic ocean?
Often, summers in Maine were spent on the ocean.

Have you ever done the Hula in Hawaii?
No, but absolutely a bucket list item.

Have you ever followed a butterfly?  
Yes, and even caught a few in a net...and let them go.

Have you ever finger painted as an adult (not with a child present)?
No

Have you ever fallen up the stairs?
Yes...clutz remember?

Have you ever fallen down the stairs multiple times?
I have fallen down stairs


Have you ever walked into a wall, when you were completely sober? (did I mention I have a clumsy streak? And yes, I understand the irony considering I am a dancer at heart.)
Yes...guess we have clutzy in common.

Have you ever started to go into the wrong car?
LOL...Yes...even after I clicked the key I tried a second time....

Have you ever had a pet bunny? or a pet chinchilla? or pet fish?
Yes to fish and bunny...the bunny was grew to the size of a very large cat.

Have you ever played truth or dare? 
Sure have.

Have you ever felt really close to someone you've never met?
Yes again.....











Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Hot and cold.....

       This is going to be a catch-up post....I am leaving early in the morning for some grandma time...
   .......We did  have maintenance on Monday.  I feel that maintenance is often the same each week, so hesitate to blog about it...this past week, it was 100 hard spanks with the maintenance paddle, and then some nice play time, ending with permissions....
.........Today my computer decided to act up.  I tried everything i knew...which is not that much.  I was busy trying to get everything ready for tomorrow.  Grandma always has surprises in her suitcase.  I went to Master's to say good - by and He asked how my day was going.  I looked at Him..and said ..ok..busy.  He pulled me to Him, told me to kneel, and said, let's try again...tell me about your day.  So i shared some family drama, and how everything was taking longer than i wanted to spend on it, and to top it all off my computer is acting up and i am leaving tomorrow and there is no point in taking it with me.  Master asked if i had brought it with me....it is a laptop...i had not.   He said, i am going to give you 3 very hard spanks, to take with you, and then we will work on your computer.
He went out into garage...not a good sign...too many possibilities in there...and returned with wood...heavy looking wood.  He told me to bare my bottom, and asked if i wanted to count.  I said yes..and lost my breath after the first one, screeched after the second one, and reminded Him, only one more.....THREE....They were the hardest i have felt in a while.
.....Master then surprised me...and did something very rare...He took me out for ice cream!!!  Frozen yogurt, but we have a place that is only here, that has the best...we shared a cup of chocolate almond, and cold ice cream while sitting on a warmed bottom....how can a girl not smile and feel better about her lousy day.
.....Master looked at my computer...and since i am writing this, it is working and will travel with me....
....I have been invited to a grand-parent day at school with a beautiful little first grader.  I am not sure who is more excited that i am going..her or me!
I have a couple entries ready to post while i am away....
hugs abby

Sunday, September 27, 2015

"One for one"....

       " I feel like a hard play day".  That was Master's greeting to me, yes a little discerning.  I asked why did He feel that way...what triggered that thought.  His reply...nothing, no triggers, the thought just crossed His mind and He thought it seemed like a good idea.  Now...both me and my bottom, think that most days are hard play days.  Master does not believe in playing pat-a-cake on my bottom...Master can tell i am not overly excited by the prospect, it is not what i was expecting. Before i can reply He continues....
   " How about a one for one day"?  I have no idea what He is talking about...but the words hard spanking were not used, so i am interested.  Seems a one for one day means that for every spank with a paddle, i get one with leather.  That does sound more enticing to me, so i quickly agree.
I get naked and kneeling, our time to chat a little, to remind me that all of me is His all of the time, to get my head in the right  place.
     I am over His lap, waiting for the warm-up to begin when i feel the paddle on my bottom....not His hand.  I groan and complain a bit, He tells me He is spanking lightly (and He is), this is my warm-up, i should relax and enjoy it.  I decide that is probably good advice....not that i could change anything.  When the warm-up ends, Master reminds me that i get to decide when the paddling ends, and that i will get an equal number with the strop.  He says He will count so i can just enjoy...(i have learned some replies are better left unsaid).
      Master starts in, not as  hard as a maintenance spanking, but harder than i would ask for.  He stops after 50 for some rubbing, and then again after 100.  He asks if He should continue and i say He should.  When He gets to 200, i ask Him to stop, saying it is enough. He asks if i am sure....i am positive.  Master says, my bottom is red, but not hot yet. I remind Him that 200 with the strop will achieve that effect.  
     He tells me to get up and choose what position i want...a plus!  I choose lying flat, since then i do not have to worry about springing up out of position or trying to move away.  Master starts in with the strop...I love His strop, except for the fact that it does have a tendency to wrap around my hip, and when He hits too low...my sit spot or thighs.  When that occurs, He hears my  complaint, and sometimes adjusts.  He stops after 100 and says i was right my bottom is warming up nicely.
     We get to 200 and Master offers to give me more, i assure Him that i am happy at 200.  He then suggest i should how Him how happy i am with my stropping, so i give Him a smile and reach for His cock.  Once i have showed Him how thankful i am, He checks to see how my pussy is doing.
I am dripping, He is not surprised....neither am i.  He says He can make me even wetter, but i have to remember to ask before i cum.  I decide i want to make this last as long as i can.
       Master catches on and says, you are going to enjoy as long as you can.....lets see how long that is.  I am moaning and panting, but it feels so good....Master then decides to up His approach. Lately, we have discovered that if He pinches or scraps His nails on my hot bottom, it revs up all the sensations for me.  As soon as Master starts with the pinching and scraping, i know i am a goner...so i ask for permission.  He waits a bit, and i am pleading.....He tells me to cum for my Master....and i explode, i am loud and trembling, and focused on only one thing....
          Once i have calmed a bit, but still trying breathe normally, Master says, that was one for the books.  I am still thinking...who was that person....so loud, so wanton, so so....explosive.  I look at Master and say..that was amazing...He chuckles and says, i agree, i loved seeing you explode and scream and lose yourself in the moment...or moments.  I nestle in for some cuddling....and maybe a nap.
     hugs abby

         
       
      

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Well warmed, well spanked and well fucked...*

.........*the title is not from Master, but is a quote of what He said to me after our Monday Maintenance, i debated about using it, because of the word fucked...but decided to forget my catholic school years and just go for it...lol.  Yes, i know i am late writing this, but as one of my friends said to me this week....how is it we are retired and so busy, we have a hard time finding a date for lunch?  So better late than never....i hope!                        Back to Monday, i am kneeling  naked, being claimed.  We usually start off chatting, but as Master touches every part of me keeping up a conversation is the last thing on my mind.  I am panting, feeling moisture between my thighs, moaning......Master is reminding me, there is a spanking that has to happen before we take care of all of that.
          I am over His lap, getting a lovely hand warm-up, when Master says i have not mentioned my weekly weigh-in.  I look up at Him startled, and say, in a small voice...oops, i forgot to weigh in this morning.  I continue, i was thinking of a million things when i was getting ready for my shower, and i just forgot to get on the scale.  Master's reply....you were thinking of a million things, and not one of them was about me??  He tells me to ask for 10 more hard ones, once maintenance is done.
        Warm-up time is over, the maintenance paddle magically appears and Master starts in.  During the first 25, He is reminding me why we have maintenance and why the spanks are hard ones.  A stop for some rubbing and for me to catch my breath and the next 25, they alway seem even harder, maybe because my bottom is already tender.  A longer stop at 50, while He asks me to tell Him why we have maintenance.  The next 25, another stop for a quick rub, then the last 25. They usually feel even harder, but this time, they are not as hard, when i realize He is spanking more lightly, i relax.  Just as i am relaxed, He revs things up for the last 10.
    I am catching my breath, and His is tapping my bottom lightly with His hand.  He is waiting, and i know i have to ask....Please give me 10 more hard ones for forgetting about my weigh in.   He  reminds me that He gave me a break on 15 of the last 25  of maintenance... these 10 are fast and hard...and He then waits for me to thank Him.  (Yes i did weigh in on Tuesday, and loss almost a pound...and i will remember to do it on Monday this week.).
    Master is rubbing and 'checking' and making sure that i am relaxed and enjoying His touches, when i hear...You have not had a hard fucking in a long time.  I am told to get on all fours, with my bottom up and out.  He makes sure i am wet and He fills me and is thrusting hard and fast until i cum...and again. I am catching my breath when i hear Master tell me to face Him...i turn and He tells me to lick and taste myself.  
    As we are cuddling, Master says i have the look of being well warmed, well spanked and well fucked...i smile and think...well taken of and well loved also.
   hugs abby

     
  
       

Monday, September 21, 2015

Answers to Ami's....have i ever??

                Ami in her recent post at amistarsong.blogspot.com asked the question..have you ever?  Here are my replies....

          1.  Stood on top of a very high mountain or cliff, looking down at countryside, or out to sea?  I have, more than once, and it is always a time of wonder and peace.
         2  Lay on your back on a hot summer's night, listening to the crickets chirping, and watching the satellites as they chase each other across the heavens?  Yes, used to take the kids camping.  Reading this reminds me that it is time to give the grands this pleasure. 
       3.  Skinny-dipped at midnight?  Skinny dipping is on my bucket list and has not yet been crossed off....       
      4. Intentionally or inadvertently swum with sharks?
    No, unless the blow up kind count...and I hope to keep it that way.
        5.  Broken a bone in your body?  Twisted and sprained many parts...but so far, never a break.
        6. Driven a car at speeds in excess of 120 mph? (yes, I know it's illegal, but the motorway was very quiet at the time)  No....not even close.
        7. Played "Pooh Sticks"? No....but another to add to my to do list with the grands...thanks!
        8.  Run in a "Pancake" race? Run???...no not even for chocolate or ice cream.  Add to that, pancakes are not among the foods i eat by choice.
       9.  Had your eyelashes dyed? Not eyelashes...no.
       10.  Ridden a horse naked?  I have never pretended to be Lady Godiva....
       11.  Punted down the River Cam? (or any other river)   From the picture, looks like punting is something  you do standing up..so no.  Have paddled a canoe...
       12.  Played tennis in a short white tennis skirt whilst wearing minimal knickers?  Played tennis, yes..in a short white tennis skirt, no...so no also to the minimal knickers...
      13.  Helped an inebriated husband up the stairs at 2 in the morning?  no
      14.  Been too scared to get out of a swimming pool whilst on holiday, due to a very large Doberman sitting on the edge watching you? (no-one was around at the time) Ummm....no
     15.  Sat in a deckchair snoozing happily whilst the sound of leather on willow echoes distantly in your ears? I have done lots of deckchair snoozing....but not sure about the rest of the question.
     16.  Taken a ride on the Maid of the Mist under the Niagara Falls? Yes, more than once...I highly recommend it.
     18.  Been too liberal with the "Eau de Cologne" which then ran down where it shouldn't, which in turn caused you to hop madly around and rip your knickers off and throw them as far from you as you could?  No, but this question made me laugh...and painted quite a picture in my head
    19. Made snow angels?  Yes, with friends (not all of them sober), children and grands.
    20.  Lost a shoe in a ploughed field on a moonlight walk home after a party?  Have lost various pieces of clothing...including shoes..but never in a ploughed field.
21  Shrieked loudly, due to being spanked hard, and frightened away a visitor/s who turned and ran back down your drive - and now you never will know who was about to knock on your door. And you are desperately hoping they will never ask...Shrieked while being spanked...yes...if anyone was ever at the door, we never heard them.

Thanks Ami for a fun post!
hugs abby